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Postby 2phun » Fri May 18, 2007 3:39 am

I like beer.
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Postby TReed » Fri May 18, 2007 3:41 am

Thank God tomorrow is Friday.
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Postby Big Norm » Fri May 18, 2007 4:05 am

random mahem is life, as me
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Postby Minvader » Fri May 18, 2007 4:10 am

I think I know what inspired this Steve! :wink:
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Postby MINIMAD » Fri May 18, 2007 5:21 am

"What we've got here....... is failure to communicate."

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of course there was the (brushless) car washing...

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Postby MINI_Marc » Fri May 18, 2007 5:27 am

Happiness is like Peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the warmth.

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Postby montyformula1 » Fri May 18, 2007 5:50 am

:motoring: \:D/ 1 days + 6 : 09 : 01 till Sebring \:D/ :motoring:
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Postby 2phun » Fri May 18, 2007 5:58 am

Second toes should not be bigger than big toes. If they were supposed to be, then THEY would be called big toes.

Some people think big second toes are sexy.
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I think big second toes are freaks of nature.
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Postby James » Fri May 18, 2007 6:01 am

Statements thread random
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Postby montyformula1 » Fri May 18, 2007 5:05 pm

Thank you, that is all!
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Postby RHE » Fri May 18, 2007 6:34 pm

Roto viruses can blow it out their arse.
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Postby Minitron » Fri May 18, 2007 7:20 pm

Dust storms blow! Then you are left blowing your nose. :(
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Postby MarkVIBari » Fri May 18, 2007 7:25 pm

Common sense isn't
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Postby TReed » Fri May 18, 2007 7:34 pm

Who let the dogs out?
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Postby jp_money » Fri May 18, 2007 9:25 pm

Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
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Postby MINIMAD » Fri May 18, 2007 9:27 pm

Ain't got the sense God gave a goose......
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Postby Hollister » Fri May 18, 2007 10:03 pm

watch out for the the klingons around uranus. 8-[
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Postby BillTheCat » Fri May 18, 2007 10:33 pm

Narfle the Garthok!!!
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Postby tpaairman » Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 pm

How many grains of sand are in the ocean? Were they made one by one?
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Postby Snooter » Sat May 19, 2007 12:38 am

I ate too much!!
Not all who wander are lost

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