Here's one....another MINI owner told me this the other day about my car specifically..
G-SPOT: anywhere that Gidget parks!!! Get it?? HEEEEHEEEE
LOL Whhoooeee. OK, so maybe I'm the only one who thinks this one's funny.
Guy in an Expedition said he'd squash my MINI. Told him he'd have to catch me first.
SSM does NOT stand for Single Sado Masochist.