Overheard at the Dragon 2014 edition

[TReed]

Overheard at MOTD:

"How's your meat plate?" "It's fun!"

"Do you have a safe word?"

[TReed]

"Ok you hold it and I'll put it in"

"Hey who's wiener is that on the dash??"

"Why do you have to jerk it so hard?"

"If you'll hold my balls I'll have your cherry"

[Johnnyredbeans]

"It tastes like high school"

[jnene]

I may have said one of these...

[loganisle]

"Would you like my cherry?"

"Don't leave your sausage on the counter."

"I love mom!"

[JBKone]

[fridayxiii]

"Someone's getting some tail under the table."

[TReed]

[TReed]

"Vote for cabin 420! If you can't find it, just follow the smoke!"